Ohio Countdown 2004

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7/15/2004

CNN Using Dick Fuck Cheney's New Name!

Score one for the OhioCountdown2004...fuck yeah! Paul Fucking Begala on CNN's Fucking Crossfire has started referring to "Dick F-Word Cheney" as often as fuck.

You will recall, we at OhioCountdown2004 began the campaign to christen the fucking VP as Dick FUCK Cheney some time ago. (See the post) Glad to see it's catching on.

Hey Begala...grow some fucking balls! The name is Dick FUCK Cheney! It sounds better if you use the actual fucking word...which is "fuck." C'mon...they'll bleep it out, don't worry...that'll actually be funnier, anyway. If FUCK is good enough for Cheney to use on the Senate floor, FUCK is good enough for bloody fucking CNN.

2 Comments:

At 4:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice to see my message got through to the prez and the VP in waiting about us Brits having to work with which ever stuffed shirt you vote in.

Young Mr Edwards was sucking up to Tony saying that he admitted to being wrong and took responsibility for the failings of the spooks at in charge of finding the receipts for the WMD that George senior and Mrs T and John Major sold in the first place. You’re wasting your time Mr Edwards, but thanks for the thought.

Due to the intransigence of the British, the French are now going to have a ballot for the EU constitution.
Once again the British guide the continentals away from the dictatorship they so dearly love.
And finally... This week we celebrate one hundred years of the 'Entente Cordiale' with our cheese eating surrender monkeys (as you colonials so pleasantly describe them -however it should be preceded with 'wine guzzling alcoholic').
This meant that the Grenadiers guards (Red coats, bearskin hats) and the Lifeguards (horses, breast plates, long horse tails coming out of steel helmet) led the Bastille Day parade. Her Britannic maj was there to see 'our boys go in' and I'm sure when M. Chirac put his arm on her shoulder she growled 'Less of the Cordiale matey!’

Anyway

Dubya is still on 4/6
Kerry holding at 11/10

However, due to a by election bullshit, the prediction for our general election next year is

Labour 2/7
Tories 5/2
Liberal democrats 50/1

Rule Britannia!

Lord S

 
At 6:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting assertion, given that the right has been referring to the long faced one as "John Fucking Kerry" for about a year and a half, after his little bout of foul mouthed rhetoric in Rolling Fucking Stone. I guess that makes your whole premise . . . I don't know . . . lame?

 

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