My Mom and Bill Clinton
In the biggest "...yeah, so anyway" of all time, the media follows up a bipartisan week of Reagan worship and the nauseating sight of George W. Bush drooling all over the Clintons at their White House portrait unveiling, with a return to the good old days of discussing where Bill Clinton's Penis may or may not have been.
How does this matter to Ohio in 2004? I asked my mom, who as everyone knows is the Ohio swing voter, what she thought of the 60 Minutes Bill Clinton interview. It was like entering a time warp back to 1998.
She said, "What do I care?" End of conversation.
Which of course is why Bill Clinton survived. Real people never cared where Bill Clinton's Penis may have been. Only Ken Starr and his disciples cared where Bill Clinton's Penis may have been.
On November 2, George W. Bush will find out precisely what real people care about.